Sounds
General
- “The bass drum was easy. Mustard left it, Billy found it. Just like that.” “Congratulations. Two down. Two to go.”
- “Biiiillyyyyy Shears!”
- “Keep your mind on bizness. Take over Heartland.”
- [Sgt. Pepper dies] “Oh well.”
- “Mr. Mustard. Look what I found. Now you’re gonna get it.”
- “Heartland loved the boys. And the boys loved music. Billy and Strawberry loved each other. And Dougie loved making money.”
- “Could Billy survive 10,000 volts? It was a lot more than normally came through his guitar. Frankly, he was shocked.”
- “Stupid… Stupid…”
- “The war to end all wars did not end soon enough, so Heartland, U.S.A sent the allies its most effective secret weapon.”
- “We hate love. We hate joy. We love money. Money. Money. Money.”
Songs
- “Love is old, love is new. Love is all, love is you, sweetie” (Because)
- “La la la la la” (Getting Better)
- “Lucy in the sky with diamonds (talkin’ bout Lucy)” (Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds)
- “Whoooa whoooa…” (Maxwell’s Silver Hammer)
- “Such a mean old man” “Yes, a mean old man” “Such a mean old man” “I agree! A mean old man!” (Mean Mr. Mustard)
- “Oh darling, please believe me” (Oh! Darling)
- “She’s so… heavy!” (I Want You (She’s So Heavy))
- “One two three four five six seven, all good children go to heaven…” (You Never Give Me Your Money)